That was great! I wrote a parody of 'Twas the Night Before Christmas myself a few years ago so I know it's tricky to keep the rhyme and the rhythm and still tell a story. This was well done. The story was a perfect choice and I laughed as I was reading it. Wonderful job, I'm glad it was the Story of the Moment so I could read it! ~Gina :)
You Dastard! you Dunderhead! you Son of a Poodle!"
Lol. Keep writing!
I think I just found my new favorite! That was amazing. I could just hear Filch squishing down the hall with slug mess all over his shoes. :D