A girl. A boy. A problem. A complication. Several cliches. A resolution. A twist. The H/Hr ship that sails because all H/Hr sips have sunk.
Parody.
Categories: Harry Potter; Characters: None; Archive Challenge: None
Classification: Humor
Crossover Classes: None
Genres: Fluff
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents Series: None
Word count: 1606; Read Count: 421; Completed: Yes
